1 00:00:01,177 --> 00:00:02,989 Ok, ask me two more questions 2 00:00:02,999 --> 00:00:07,149 and I will continue to dry myself with this invisible towel. 3 00:00:07,159 --> 00:00:08,996 Ah, yes, the invisible towel. 4 00:00:10,089 --> 00:00:12,706 Dentists say it's important use thread every day, Richard. 5 00:00:12,716 --> 00:00:15,540 And Etienne really likes it too, and he would never lie to me... 6 00:00:15,550 --> 00:00:16,702 Right, Etienne? 7 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:18,561 - Not. - No! 8 00:00:18,571 --> 00:00:21,371 This arrived at the office and I thought you might like it. 9 00:00:21,719 --> 00:00:23,402 Oh, yes? What is it? 10 00:00:23,412 --> 00:00:24,734 - Aine. - What? 11 00:00:24,744 --> 00:00:28,267 - I'm not capable. - If you can do it, come on, come on. 12 00:00:28,277 --> 00:00:31,265 Well, it's very similar to the sentence above, 13 00:00:31,275 --> 00:00:34,665 so give it a try. What is it? The Thousand Most Horrendous Jokes. 14 00:00:34,675 --> 00:00:38,223 Ok, good, great, like that do you have my autobiography now? 15 00:00:38,233 --> 00:00:39,611 - Exactly. - Aine! 16 00:00:39,621 --> 00:00:41,710 - Yes, yes, yes. - I don't know how to do it. 17 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:44,568 But yes, you know, this morning we've done it a million times! 18 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,970 - I'm not capable. - Courage, Etienne. 19 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,687 I know... I'm... 20 00:00:48,697 --> 00:00:49,797 I went. 21 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:54,451 Yes, Richard, very good. Your English It's really improving. 22 00:00:54,461 --> 00:00:55,366 Not! 23 00:00:55,376 --> 00:00:56,742 Ce n'est pas juste. 24 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,611 He asked me. 25 00:00:58,621 --> 00:00:59,676 Etienne... 26 00:01:02,976 --> 00:01:05,978 - I'll make him come down, he was rude. - No, no, no, Richard. 27 00:01:05,988 --> 00:01:09,474 It's a difficult period for him. That's fine, I have to go anyway. You... 28 00:01:09,872 --> 00:01:13,333 - Go to him and give him a hug. - Wouldn't it be better if you went? 29 00:01:13,343 --> 00:01:15,652 I know you have to go, but I can, you know... 30 00:01:15,662 --> 00:01:17,818 - Pay you extra. - Pay me extra? 31 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,349 We're not in Pretty Woman. 32 00:01:19,359 --> 00:01:22,372 Go to him and hug him. He's your son. 33 00:01:23,567 --> 00:01:24,779 I'm aware of it. 34 00:01:26,028 --> 00:01:27,661 - Okay. - All right. 35 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:28,698 I understand it. 36 00:01:28,708 --> 00:01:31,008 Yes, you are the teacher, It's not your job. 37 00:01:31,465 --> 00:01:32,797 Yes... ok... 38 00:01:34,913 --> 00:01:37,540 Thanks for the book, it's very funny. 39 00:01:38,417 --> 00:01:39,365 Hey... 40 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:40,525 Hey, Richard. 41 00:01:43,408 --> 00:01:47,554 What is the difference between the G-spot and a golf ball? 42 00:01:47,963 --> 00:01:50,900 Men really look for her, the golf ball. 43 00:01:51,847 --> 00:01:52,997 I hate golf. 44 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:56,988 All right. Okay. 45 00:01:58,009 --> 00:02:00,529 You have a new message. 46 00:02:03,303 --> 00:02:05,347 Hello, sour girl! I'm Freddie. 47 00:02:05,357 --> 00:02:07,587 Guess what? Today I work near your school. 48 00:02:07,597 --> 00:02:11,062 If you like we can meet and have a drink after work. 49 00:02:11,072 --> 00:02:12,401 I want to see you. 50 00:02:17,730 --> 00:02:21,776 This Way Up - Season 1 - Episode 5 "Episode 5" 51 00:02:22,336 --> 00:02:23,617 Yes, Mo! 52 00:02:23,627 --> 00:02:24,824 Ok... 53 00:02:24,834 --> 00:02:26,405 Now we have our rhythm, 54 00:02:26,415 --> 00:02:29,243 so five, six, seven and eight. 55 00:02:29,253 --> 00:02:32,990 56 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,010 Only Alina! 57 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:35,265 58 00:02:36,746 --> 00:02:38,629 The voice of an angel! 59 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:43,058 60 00:02:43,068 --> 00:02:44,216 Solo Victor. 61 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:48,721 62 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:51,487 S�! 63 00:02:51,497 --> 00:02:53,103 Fantastic. 64 00:02:53,113 --> 00:02:56,205 Well done, Victor. Come on, what a talented group. 65 00:02:56,215 --> 00:02:59,622 - What happened to the little lamb? - What? What happened to the little lamb? 66 00:02:59,632 --> 00:03:01,865 Mary "had" a little lamb. To the past. 67 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:03,285 Excellent observation. 68 00:03:03,295 --> 00:03:05,550 - Maybe Mary ate it. - Maybe Mary... 69 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,176 She's a psychopath. 70 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:09,945 Or, alternatively, Mary is just a psychopath. 71 00:03:16,082 --> 00:03:17,132 Oh, finished? 72 00:03:17,790 --> 00:03:20,544 - Beautiful. - Ah, fantastic, yes. 73 00:03:20,554 --> 00:03:22,259 - Thank you. - Do you like them? 74 00:03:24,226 --> 00:03:25,234 Yes... 75 00:03:26,255 --> 00:03:27,988 It's a... very Russian look. 76 00:03:27,998 --> 00:03:30,220 Yes, thank you very much. Here, here... 77 00:03:30,538 --> 00:03:33,180 - Your money, anyway. - Oh, no, I could never... 78 00:03:34,570 --> 00:03:35,578 Yes, well... 79 00:03:36,051 --> 00:03:38,304 God, we're going to be late. 80 00:03:39,512 --> 00:03:40,707 Ok, how do you... 81 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,108 - Oh my God! James, shit. - Aine... 82 00:03:44,118 --> 00:03:48,028 - Don't undress in front of your students. - Okay... it won't... it won't happen again. 83 00:03:48,038 --> 00:03:51,067 - Okay. - I don't mind if it happens again. 84 00:03:51,077 --> 00:03:53,046 So don't help me, Alina. 85 00:03:53,056 --> 00:03:54,136 - �... - No... 86 00:04:11,703 --> 00:04:14,735 - Did you steal that t-shirt? - Ah, no, it's from Oxfam. 87 00:04:14,745 --> 00:04:16,806 Did you steal it from Oxfam? It's strange, friend. 88 00:04:16,816 --> 00:04:20,821 No, no, no. I rushed it, because I was late, I didn't... I didn't... 89 00:04:20,831 --> 00:04:22,176 I didn't want to be late. 90 00:04:22,624 --> 00:04:23,662 For whom? 91 00:04:23,672 --> 00:04:25,163 I have an appointment, you know... 92 00:04:25,757 --> 00:04:26,923 With yourself? 93 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,587 Darling, you're cool! 94 00:04:29,173 --> 00:04:31,966 Well, no. I mean, it would be strong, really, but it's not like that. 95 00:04:31,976 --> 00:04:34,306 Ok, maybe it's not a date, actually... 96 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,112 I'm meeting up for a drink with my ex. 97 00:04:36,653 --> 00:04:38,490 He said he was nearby an hour ago. 98 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:40,396 Send him to fuck. You should leave. 99 00:04:41,403 --> 00:04:42,944 If only it were that easy. 100 00:04:42,954 --> 00:04:45,745 It's actually simple. Behave like a queen. 101 00:04:46,303 --> 00:04:47,909 Ok, I will. 102 00:04:48,407 --> 00:04:52,820 I'm serious. Every morning I wake up, I look at myself and tell myself I'm a queen. 103 00:04:52,830 --> 00:04:53,980 In what sense? 104 00:04:54,486 --> 00:04:57,489 I say it out loud, so does my boyfriend he too feels and knows that it is the truth. 105 00:04:57,499 --> 00:05:00,122 So every day you tell your guy "I'm a queen"? 106 00:05:00,132 --> 00:05:03,266 Look, this guy is making you wait as if I were a sad loser. 107 00:05:03,276 --> 00:05:04,702 I don't know if I'm sad... 108 00:05:04,712 --> 00:05:05,885 Then say it. 109 00:05:05,895 --> 00:05:07,893 Every day you have to tell yourself: “I am a queen.” 110 00:05:07,903 --> 00:05:09,409 - I'm a queen. - Try it. 111 00:05:09,419 --> 00:05:11,899 - I'm... I'm a queen. - Put some effort into it. 112 00:05:11,909 --> 00:05:12,944 I'm... 113 00:05:12,954 --> 00:05:15,869 God, that's such a powerful thought. 114 00:05:15,879 --> 00:05:18,221 I am a powerful queen. God,... 115 00:05:18,231 --> 00:05:20,297 - Hello. - Oh, Jesus! Oh, my God. 116 00:05:21,444 --> 00:05:22,611 What a dickhead. 117 00:05:23,815 --> 00:05:25,315 - Everything OK? - No. 118 00:05:28,304 --> 00:05:30,450 Sorry if... I'm late. I'm... 119 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:31,729 Late? I was... 120 00:05:31,739 --> 00:05:33,242 Drinking a beer with a friend of mine. 121 00:05:33,252 --> 00:05:35,004 Oh, my God. You have a friend. 122 00:05:35,014 --> 00:05:36,544 What a cute thing. 123 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:39,373 HI. 124 00:05:40,186 --> 00:05:41,187 HI. 125 00:05:47,427 --> 00:05:48,871 You really are a dickhead. 126 00:05:49,581 --> 00:05:50,922 Come on, it's your turn. 127 00:05:51,757 --> 00:05:53,042 - Nice hair. - Yes? 128 00:05:53,052 --> 00:05:55,230 Yes, you sound lovely brown sheep. 129 00:05:56,885 --> 00:05:59,999 Freddie, you got me on a bruise! Don't do it, you don't hit women. 130 00:06:00,009 --> 00:06:01,381 It's a horrible thing. 131 00:06:01,391 --> 00:06:02,393 Excuse me. 132 00:06:03,539 --> 00:06:05,644 - What a face! - Yes, but... don't do it. 133 00:06:05,654 --> 00:06:07,033 It's not funny. 134 00:06:07,043 --> 00:06:08,576 Come on, I just wanted to have a laugh. 135 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,170 I fell for it! 136 00:06:12,088 --> 00:06:13,483 I did it for you, young lady! 137 00:06:13,493 --> 00:06:14,678 So... 138 00:06:14,688 --> 00:06:16,618 What's it like not living with Shona anymore? 139 00:06:17,527 --> 00:06:18,924 Yes, fantastic. 140 00:06:18,934 --> 00:06:20,814 Cool... yes, everything is going great. 141 00:06:22,195 --> 00:06:24,188 - My roommate Bradley, with whom I... - Ah! 142 00:06:24,198 --> 00:06:25,236 What? 143 00:06:25,971 --> 00:06:27,336 Are you having sex with Bradley? 144 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,263 Well... 145 00:06:30,273 --> 00:06:33,645 I'd like it, because it gets things done crazy screams at his girlfriend. 146 00:06:33,655 --> 00:06:35,672 - I'm really... - Stronger than ours? 147 00:06:36,190 --> 00:06:39,914 That's right, Freddie, stronger when you made my tits ring. 148 00:06:43,985 --> 00:06:46,751 Anyway, actually now I can finally sleep, 149 00:06:46,761 --> 00:06:48,448 because she just left him. 150 00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:49,903 - Excellent news. - Yes. 151 00:06:49,913 --> 00:06:52,188 In reality he is devastated, but for me it's excellent news. 152 00:06:52,805 --> 00:06:54,173 Let's see, Shona... 153 00:06:55,511 --> 00:06:58,761 He's fine. Now it's passing a romantic weekend with little Vish, 154 00:06:58,771 --> 00:07:01,847 in an elegant place where the phone never picks up. 155 00:07:01,857 --> 00:07:04,562 And where they are seen just a pony and some pheasants? 156 00:07:04,572 --> 00:07:05,647 Approximately, yes. 157 00:07:05,657 --> 00:07:06,952 He will propose to her. 158 00:07:07,288 --> 00:07:08,440 What? 159 00:07:08,450 --> 00:07:10,161 - No. - Yes, why not? 160 00:07:10,171 --> 00:07:12,889 Vish wouldn't ask him without asking me first. 161 00:07:13,502 --> 00:07:15,877 - Are you by any chance his keeper? - Of course yes. 162 00:07:15,887 --> 00:07:18,021 Last week They seemed very much in love to me. 163 00:07:18,031 --> 00:07:19,917 I'll bet twenty quid on the proposition. 164 00:07:20,303 --> 00:07:23,429 -Did you see them last week? - Yes, at a work event. Didn't you know? 165 00:07:23,439 --> 00:07:25,947 - No. - Ah, you two... 166 00:07:25,957 --> 00:07:27,906 You barely know each other anymore. 167 00:07:28,254 --> 00:07:30,261 But shut up, Freddie. You're making me nervous. 168 00:07:30,271 --> 00:07:33,262 He gave me an evil look. I could swear, she... 169 00:07:33,272 --> 00:07:34,550 - He hates me. - Well. 170 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:35,763 Yes, well... 171 00:07:36,366 --> 00:07:39,496 - It's true. - The men in the office are all afraid... 172 00:07:40,081 --> 00:07:43,689 - Because of your project on women. - Oh, no! 173 00:07:44,355 --> 00:07:46,304 All the city kids 174 00:07:46,314 --> 00:07:48,672 they are afraid that women will come 175 00:07:48,682 --> 00:07:51,204 - Yes. - stealing strippers and cocaine from him. 176 00:07:56,545 --> 00:07:59,510 They are right to be afraid, yes challenging and it is a wonderful project. 177 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,720 Yes, her... together with Charlotte. 178 00:08:01,730 --> 00:08:05,502 - Ah, do you know Charlotte? - Yes, I'm working a lot for you. 179 00:08:05,512 --> 00:08:07,984 She is less threatening than Shona. 180 00:08:07,994 --> 00:08:09,927 Because you don't want to fuck his sister. 181 00:08:09,937 --> 00:08:12,416 Who said I want to fuck someone's sister? 182 00:08:14,891 --> 00:08:15,912 Wrong, wrong. 183 00:08:16,559 --> 00:08:17,649 - You're wrong. - HI! 184 00:08:17,659 --> 00:08:19,546 I go to the bathroom. Get me a drink. 185 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:23,728 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 186 00:08:26,504 --> 00:08:27,950 Ah, hi, it's me again. 187 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:29,992 You don't have a... 188 00:08:30,002 --> 00:08:32,479 Tampax or a tampon, right? 189 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,228 Are you talking to me? 190 00:08:35,238 --> 00:08:36,274 Well... 191 00:08:36,284 --> 00:08:39,112 I would say yes, you are the only person what's in this room... 192 00:08:39,122 --> 00:08:41,726 Okay, it doesn't matter, I roll up some toilet paper. 193 00:08:41,736 --> 00:08:42,757 Wait. 194 00:08:42,767 --> 00:08:43,750 Oh, do you have it? 195 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,044 You are divine! 196 00:08:45,054 --> 00:08:46,448 Ah, wow, old school. 197 00:08:47,183 --> 00:08:48,741 It's like a mini inflatable mattress. 198 00:08:48,751 --> 00:08:50,220 Yes, they cost less. 199 00:08:50,855 --> 00:08:52,588 Ah, but yes, of course. 200 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:54,387 Well, thank you, thank you very much. 201 00:08:54,397 --> 00:08:55,583 My God. 202 00:08:56,277 --> 00:08:58,397 Well, now you'll be more comfortable sitting down. 203 00:08:58,407 --> 00:08:59,580 It will be like... 204 00:08:59,992 --> 00:09:01,646 A bouncy castle for vaginas. 205 00:09:02,816 --> 00:09:07,026 Do you think Jesus is trying to tell me... not to end up in bed with my ex? 206 00:09:07,036 --> 00:09:11,163 A nice bloody sign. The Lord works in mysterious ways. 207 00:09:11,173 --> 00:09:14,873 Sure, you can have sex on your period, but not if you want to make a good impression. 208 00:09:14,883 --> 00:09:17,186 Unless one don't want to make an impression... 209 00:09:17,196 --> 00:09:20,503 Of having committed a murder on his penis. 210 00:09:32,681 --> 00:09:33,690 Yes. 211 00:09:46,311 --> 00:09:47,331 Hey. 212 00:09:48,726 --> 00:09:50,157 I go. 213 00:09:51,794 --> 00:09:53,999 Okay. Did I... piss you off? 214 00:09:54,009 --> 00:09:55,803 No, no, no, no, it's just that... 215 00:09:55,813 --> 00:09:59,313 I have a lot of work to do for tomorrow morning, so... 216 00:09:59,323 --> 00:10:01,738 You have to write the alphabet for foreigners? 217 00:10:02,410 --> 00:10:06,348 Well, you know I only know A to C and that after those... 218 00:10:06,358 --> 00:10:07,777 Usually sudden. 219 00:10:08,711 --> 00:10:10,515 - Okay. We can... - Yes. 220 00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:13,330 See you again soon? I miss you. 221 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:14,986 I miss you too. 222 00:10:14,996 --> 00:10:17,934 - I miss you more. - No, I'm missing more... ok, that's enough. 223 00:10:18,631 --> 00:10:19,639 Well... 224 00:10:20,212 --> 00:10:23,066 - You are a gentleman and an intellectual. - Yes, a nice handshake. 225 00:10:23,676 --> 00:10:24,721 - See you soon. - HI. 226 00:10:24,731 --> 00:10:25,742 HI. 227 00:10:37,156 --> 00:10:39,912 - I'm a queen. A perfect queen. - Hello, this is Shona's answering machine, 228 00:10:39,922 --> 00:10:42,064 - leave a message. - Ah, hi, Sho. 229 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,420 I'm Aine, what a surprise. 230 00:10:45,288 --> 00:10:46,918 I just wanted to check... 231 00:10:47,966 --> 00:10:49,708 Vish didn't ask you to marry him, right? 232 00:10:50,866 --> 00:10:52,362 Yes, I know, it's crazy to think so. 233 00:10:52,372 --> 00:10:54,862 But if he asked you, or if the phone catches you... 234 00:10:54,872 --> 00:10:56,122 You know... 235 00:10:56,132 --> 00:10:57,115 Let me know. 236 00:10:57,489 --> 00:10:59,437 But if he didn't ask you, you can't tell me. 237 00:10:59,447 --> 00:11:01,702 In any case, I hope you had a lot of fun 238 00:11:01,712 --> 00:11:03,594 and that there are so many... 239 00:11:03,604 --> 00:11:06,349 Pheasants and stuff, and then you'll give me everything you don't use, 240 00:11:06,359 --> 00:11:09,969 so, like, all the cream samples for the body or mini-balms and similar. 241 00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:13,156 Well, ok I miss you, I miss you a lot. I love you. HI. 242 00:11:17,308 --> 00:11:18,715 Come on, come on, come on! 243 00:11:20,619 --> 00:11:21,954 - Hey. - Hello. 244 00:11:21,964 --> 00:11:22,885 Hey. 245 00:11:24,590 --> 00:11:25,912 Hello everyone. 246 00:11:25,922 --> 00:11:27,911 He is the new recruit of the post-breakup gang. 247 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,476 - Matty. - Ah, hi, I'm Aine. HI. 248 00:11:30,486 --> 00:11:32,726 Hi, Pops. How are you, Bradley? 249 00:11:33,175 --> 00:11:35,754 - As if I were dead. - Ah, well, at least, you know... 250 00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:37,770 You haven't gotten worse since this morning. 251 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:41,109 - How did things go with big brother today, Poppy? - Great, damn. 252 00:11:41,119 --> 00:11:42,864 We went to the pond with the ducks 253 00:11:42,874 --> 00:11:45,293 and then he pushed me on the swing until I get tired. 254 00:11:46,588 --> 00:11:47,596 Certain. 255 00:11:47,995 --> 00:11:50,264 - Are you watching this boring game with us? - No... 256 00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:51,592 I'll get to... 257 00:11:51,602 --> 00:11:54,378 Read, or rest, or something similar. You guys have fun. 258 00:11:55,561 --> 00:11:56,566 Referee. 259 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,585 - Hey, Irish friend. - HI. 260 00:12:04,595 --> 00:12:07,287 Come over there with us. Bradley vents on the food, there is a lot of pizza. 261 00:12:07,297 --> 00:12:09,824 Ah, no, you don't need it, but thanks. 262 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:13,121 I'm not in a great mood. I'm on my period, so... 263 00:12:13,131 --> 00:12:16,802 Honey, are you Justin Timberlake? Because we are iNSYNCrono, you and me! 264 00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:20,954 - Really? - Yes, I've been bleeding on the couch all evening. 265 00:12:21,906 --> 00:12:22,966 All right, then. 266 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:26,063 Come on, Aine, I have one of the bags some Emma's hot water, come! 267 00:12:26,073 --> 00:12:27,750 Come on, come on! 268 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,351 - Don't make me tickle you. I do it! - No! 269 00:12:31,534 --> 00:12:33,999 They were five intense weeks, you know. 270 00:12:34,009 --> 00:12:37,222 Yes, but I hope I can find it a solution. I'm crazy about her. 271 00:12:39,237 --> 00:12:40,709 There's no way, she was a witch! 272 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,721 - Don't say it. Seriously, okay? - What is it? 273 00:12:42,731 --> 00:12:44,337 Aine, what do you think of Emma? 274 00:12:46,926 --> 00:12:49,267 - See?! - What? Don't like it? 275 00:12:49,864 --> 00:12:52,450 No, no, I like it, it has... 276 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:54,384 - Nice legs. - Legs? 277 00:12:55,429 --> 00:12:57,486 Okay, okay. Let me imitate Emma. 278 00:12:57,496 --> 00:12:58,504 Please. 279 00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:00,809 Bradley... 280 00:13:00,819 --> 00:13:02,678 Would you pay me this? 281 00:13:02,688 --> 00:13:04,847 I don't have money, but I have boobs. 282 00:13:04,857 --> 00:13:07,560 Seriously? Don't do it, or I'll punch you in your aching uterus. 283 00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:10,635 I find it an interpretation rich in nuances. Five stars, for me. 284 00:13:10,645 --> 00:13:12,341 A thousand thanks. Do yours. 285 00:13:12,351 --> 00:13:14,151 My imitation of Emma? 286 00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:15,838 Okay. 287 00:13:15,848 --> 00:13:16,869 So... 288 00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:21,736 - Oh, my God. - My God! 289 00:13:25,162 --> 00:13:26,930 Guys, but in front of my sister! 290 00:13:27,527 --> 00:13:29,522 However, it never seemed like he was faking it. 291 00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:32,634 How embarrassing, you really felt it fuck? But... thank you. 292 00:13:32,644 --> 00:13:35,810 It seemed as if I had found it some free money in her vagina... 293 00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:37,364 And I tried to get them out. 294 00:13:38,907 --> 00:13:40,863 Well. Proves I'm a feminist, right? 295 00:13:40,873 --> 00:13:43,078 Now, ladies, if you don't mind, shut up. 296 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:44,374 Football is back. 297 00:13:49,054 --> 00:13:50,502 Dear brother... 298 00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:53,438 Why do you keep an afro comb, if so much Is your hair falling out of your head? 299 00:13:54,159 --> 00:13:56,464 At least I have my own hair on my head. It's not mine anyway. 300 00:13:56,474 --> 00:13:57,494 It's mine. 301 00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:00,023 Do you have an afro comb? 302 00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:02,720 No, I... I just call him my "lovely comb". 303 00:14:04,998 --> 00:14:07,077 Aine has an afro comb! 304 00:14:08,508 --> 00:14:10,316 Let's do something about these ringlets. 305 00:14:10,326 --> 00:14:12,382 I grew up in a house of only women... 306 00:14:12,392 --> 00:14:14,878 So I like to hear women talking during matches. 307 00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:18,007 - How sweet! - Yes, nice. 308 00:14:18,017 --> 00:14:19,690 But I don't think so... 309 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,125 So can you shut up? 310 00:14:21,135 --> 00:14:22,135 Okay? 311 00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:24,638 Because there's football, right? 312 00:14:24,977 --> 00:14:27,168 Oh, my God. Pass the ball, pass the ball. 313 00:14:27,178 --> 00:14:29,170 - Above all... - Yes! 314 00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:30,529 Yes! 315 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,942 Bradley, do you know you're a queen? 316 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,530 You are a true queen, and you deserve someone to see your magic. 317 00:14:44,540 --> 00:14:48,687 I'm grateful, I'm a single girl in the city with her four friends! 318 00:14:48,697 --> 00:14:49,862 Four? We are three! 319 00:14:52,148 --> 00:14:54,104 I'm being pathetic and I ask you for a selfie. 320 00:14:54,114 --> 00:14:55,126 - Is he sad? - Yes. 321 00:14:55,136 --> 00:14:57,752 My sister believes that he has no friends in London. 322 00:14:57,762 --> 00:14:59,906 - We are your friends. - You are my friends. 323 00:14:59,916 --> 00:15:01,188 I have a huge head. 324 00:15:01,198 --> 00:15:03,078 - Let's show that we love each other. - Okay. 325 00:15:04,497 --> 00:15:06,230 - This is cute. - Is she pretty? 326 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:07,248 Yes. 327 00:15:07,854 --> 00:15:09,761 God, I really have a huge head. 328 00:15:09,771 --> 00:15:11,361 We are your brothers now. 329 00:15:11,371 --> 00:15:12,865 I would kill for you, Aine. 330 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,846 Would you kill for me, Brad? 331 00:15:15,856 --> 00:15:18,009 For you I would commit some small fraud. 332 00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:44,130 Oh, my God! 333 00:15:45,449 --> 00:15:46,457 Tom! 334 00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:51,625 What are you doing here? 335 00:15:52,141 --> 00:15:53,206 HI. 336 00:15:55,023 --> 00:15:57,970 Oh, my God, look, this is my friend, Tom. 337 00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:59,130 Hey, how's it going? 338 00:15:59,140 --> 00:16:00,899 I love you. I love this girl! 339 00:16:02,692 --> 00:16:04,385 Put me down, Tom. Put me down. 340 00:16:06,034 --> 00:16:07,134 Are you drunk? 341 00:16:07,991 --> 00:16:09,460 Don't tell my mom! 342 00:16:10,157 --> 00:16:12,335 Why? How can you be drunk, Tom? 343 00:16:12,803 --> 00:16:15,960 Shut up and dance! Have fun, come on! 344 00:16:15,970 --> 00:16:17,004 Come on! 345 00:16:17,788 --> 00:16:18,943 Enough, Tom. 346 00:16:18,953 --> 00:16:20,720 - He's fine. - You drank too much, is everything ok? 347 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,884 I'm sorry, he's just a little drunk. 348 00:16:23,332 --> 00:16:25,072 Actually, Brad, can you hold this for me? 349 00:16:25,082 --> 00:16:26,828 - Let's go. - What's wrong with him? 350 00:16:26,838 --> 00:16:28,023 No, he's fine. 351 00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:29,242 Let's go outside. 352 00:16:29,252 --> 00:16:32,504 - I just wanted to be nice. - Yes, yes, let's go, Tommy, let's go. 353 00:16:32,514 --> 00:16:34,514 - What's wrong with him? - Let's just have a chat. 354 00:16:34,524 --> 00:16:37,477 - I just wanted to be nice. - I know, I know, I know, yes. 355 00:16:40,776 --> 00:16:41,724 Tom... 356 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,803 - Tom, come on. - No, everything's ok, I'm fine. 357 00:16:43,813 --> 00:16:44,823 Tom... 358 00:16:45,401 --> 00:16:48,117 I'm too sorry that you went back to drinking. 359 00:16:48,127 --> 00:16:50,323 - Do you mind if I drink? - Yes. 360 00:16:50,812 --> 00:16:53,784 Poor fucking Aine is sad! 361 00:16:53,794 --> 00:16:56,763 Are you kidding? As if you were better than me! 362 00:16:56,773 --> 00:16:57,967 Tom. 363 00:16:58,815 --> 00:16:59,865 I am sorry. 364 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,542 I shouldn't have screamed. 365 00:17:01,552 --> 00:17:02,562 Tom. 366 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,604 I shouldn't have screamed. 367 00:17:04,614 --> 00:17:05,635 I know. 368 00:17:06,195 --> 00:17:07,423 I am a good man. 369 00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:09,206 I know you are a good man. 370 00:17:09,216 --> 00:17:11,290 We could finish what we started, right? 371 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,194 No, no, no, no, no, Tom. 372 00:17:13,204 --> 00:17:15,549 - No, Tom, you're not... - Come on... 373 00:17:15,559 --> 00:17:18,033 No, Tom, we're friends. It's better this way, you were right. 374 00:17:18,043 --> 00:17:20,530 - On the... no, Tom, stop. - What beautiful breasts you have. 375 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,790 - No, Tom. Tom, stop. - Hey! Aine, are you okay? 376 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,584 - What the fuck are you doing? - Hey! 377 00:17:24,594 --> 00:17:27,447 - What are you doing? Go away, go away! - It's none of your business, be careful! 378 00:17:27,457 --> 00:17:29,010 Don't put your hands on her! 379 00:17:31,112 --> 00:17:32,714 We love each other, not... 380 00:17:32,724 --> 00:17:34,705 What are you doing, Matty? Good heavens! 381 00:17:34,715 --> 00:17:36,237 - What the fuck are you doing? - He tripped. 382 00:17:36,247 --> 00:17:37,949 He's a drunken maniac. 383 00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:40,250 He's not a drunken maniac. He's not well. 384 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,001 She's fucking crazy! 385 00:17:42,011 --> 00:17:43,804 - Where we met. - Tom! 386 00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:46,170 - Tell them! - Why do you say that? 387 00:17:46,987 --> 00:17:48,844 I shouldn't have done that line of coke. 388 00:17:48,854 --> 00:17:49,988 What an asshole, Dave! 389 00:17:49,998 --> 00:17:51,746 Get in the cab, Tom! 390 00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:54,040 I am not able. 391 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,252 - I am not able. - He's out. 392 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,623 - Aine... - No, no, I'm fine. 393 00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:05,034 I guess I'll take it this taxi and I go to my sister. 394 00:18:05,044 --> 00:18:07,503 - You don't have to. - No, no, no, it was all too much. 395 00:18:07,513 --> 00:18:09,669 - We are your brothers! - Yes, I know, I know well. 396 00:18:09,679 --> 00:18:11,782 - You're nervous, don't be alone. - Excuse me. 397 00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:13,677 Matty, sorry for yelling at you. 398 00:18:13,687 --> 00:18:16,035 - I ruined... I'm so sorry. - Aine... 399 00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:21,678 That's fine, really. I am sorry. 400 00:18:46,883 --> 00:18:48,277 My sheets are full of blood. 401 00:18:49,766 --> 00:18:52,623 - I should have worn a towel. - Like a German tourist? 402 00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:04,443 I know that... 403 00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,973 Ah, I have to go to work. Real. 404 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,027 Rightly. 405 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,179 - HI. - Hello to you too. Everything OK? 406 00:19:49,823 --> 00:19:50,823 Some tea, or... 407 00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,563 Yes, thank you. But I could... 408 00:19:54,084 --> 00:19:55,463 Could I have a coffee? 409 00:19:55,473 --> 00:19:56,604 - Certain. - Thank you. 410 00:20:06,316 --> 00:20:07,444 Listen, I... 411 00:20:08,489 --> 00:20:09,542 Sorry about yesterday. 412 00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:12,841 No, don't worry. Sorry if I exaggerated. 413 00:20:12,851 --> 00:20:14,968 Really, there's no need to talk about it. 414 00:20:14,978 --> 00:20:17,513 - For me yes. - Where... where... where... where is Tienne? 415 00:20:17,523 --> 00:20:20,934 They're taking him home last night he slept over at a friend's place, which... 416 00:20:20,944 --> 00:20:23,336 - Positive. - Oh God, really? A friend? 417 00:20:23,346 --> 00:20:25,550 But... it's really fantastic! 418 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,801 How beautiful. 419 00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:29,231 Sometimes I think he feels very alone. 420 00:20:33,461 --> 00:20:34,485 Are you OK? 421 00:20:35,627 --> 00:20:37,333 Of course, yes, sorry. 422 00:20:37,343 --> 00:20:38,722 It's that they are... 423 00:20:38,732 --> 00:20:41,864 Happy to know it's not... who is not alone. 424 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:42,820 You understand? 425 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:47,574 Yesterday... 426 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,335 Last night a friend... had... 427 00:20:50,345 --> 00:20:51,435 He has... 428 00:20:52,523 --> 00:20:53,760 He's not doing very well. 429 00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:56,092 It's very sad... 430 00:20:56,102 --> 00:20:57,445 Because, well... 431 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,179 Can't stay away from alcohol, 432 00:21:01,189 --> 00:21:02,281 do you know? 433 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,500 Yes.. 434 00:21:06,575 --> 00:21:08,215 Alcohol is difficult to defeat. 435 00:21:10,123 --> 00:21:12,330 Because it's really good. 436 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:14,855 Oh yes, it's really good. 437 00:21:15,679 --> 00:21:18,531 It's just a shame, because he's... 438 00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:20,196 He has many people who love him. 439 00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:24,242 And it's terrible to see everyone... 440 00:21:25,298 --> 00:21:28,907 The... the pieces of greatness of a person crumbling... 441 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,470 One sentence says "I tried to drown my sorrows 442 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,750 “but those bastards have learned to swim." 443 00:21:36,742 --> 00:21:38,058 It's beautiful. 444 00:21:38,068 --> 00:21:39,547 It's by Frida Kahlo. 445 00:21:39,557 --> 00:21:42,605 She's my favorite author, because his books are mostly figures. 446 00:21:48,165 --> 00:21:51,408 Yes, we could almost... add it to your book. 447 00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:54,208 Of course, my joke book. 448 00:22:06,861 --> 00:22:09,331 A little awkward step for the human being, 449 00:22:09,341 --> 00:22:11,673 a big step towards being Richard. 450 00:22:17,110 --> 00:22:20,687 Etienne, hug your tutor professional and salaried. 451 00:22:21,396 --> 00:22:22,430 - Aine? - Yes? 452 00:22:22,973 --> 00:22:25,325 Oh God, you shot me. I was also unarmed. 453 00:22:25,335 --> 00:22:26,668 Come on, little monkey. 454 00:22:27,474 --> 00:22:29,276 How are you? Ah, shoot your father too. 455 00:22:29,938 --> 00:22:31,309 Dad, Richard. 456 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,325 I'm sorry... 457 00:22:38,307 --> 00:22:42,375 Oh, Etienne, your father does the actor in Hollywood and you don't tell me. 458 00:22:42,385 --> 00:22:43,402 Oh, yes.